Sunday, November 29, 2009


I'm just going to go ahead and tell you about a situation I'm in at this very second.

So it's 2.04 in the morning right, I have this urge to go to the toilet. And I walk to the toilet. And guess what, it's locked. What's worst is that it's locked from the inside and it's the really old vintage locks where it's like the ones in the malls where if you're in it and you lock, it'll appear as 'Engaged' and if it's unlocked, it'll be in bright yellow and say 'Vacant'.
So it SAYS 'Vacant' from the outside so I try to unlock it and I can't budge it open. And I semi panic. And I've been watching too much TV so I try to open it with keys. And needless to say, it didn't work.. for nuts. So I'm there fidgeting because I have to freakin' pee and I can't and there's no other toilet in this house that doesn't require me banging on the door and waking people. So I leave it be for 5 minutes but I can't stand it so I decide to call my mum.

And guess what, I left my phone in my parents room which I have no access to because the toilet (which connects the room I'm in and my parents room) is locked. So, I'm all 'Are you freakin' kidding me?!?!?!?!' so I brainstorm and continue with the whole key jig which is just that.. a jig. Because it doesn't and won't work.

So I go out, and grab the house phone and call my mum. She doesn't pick up. I call her again. And again, she doesn't pick up. So I lose all hope.

AND YES ! SHE CALLS THE HOUSE PHONE. With a groggy and annoyed voice, no doubt. And she unlocks the door. 

I've never had so much WTF FML moments in one night. 

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